Saturday, January 24, 2009

Good Thing It Wasn't A French Poodle or German Shepherd

Apparently Jacques Chirac, former French prez has gotten into the shit a bit too deep.

That's right. Muffi Phydeau Sumo, the former first couple's Maltese...

hang on a second... According to World4Pets dot com, hier, the Matlese tips the scales at a whopping 7-10 lbs. Standing a bold 9-10 inches (presumably at the shoulder, or however they measure 'em), this behemoth is further described there:
This little cute bundle of fluff requires minimal maintenance, a small backyard and has real character. Perfect for any age group!

They do give the following warning:
Maltese can be very energetic and are known for their occasional wild outbursts of physical activity, running around in circles chasing their tail, and bolting at top speed with amazing agility...

Very good.

Now with that in mind, Ian Sparks, over at the Daily Mail Online gives us an absolutely hardcore headline:

Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle

ahem. Further:

Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being mauled by his own 'clinically depressed' pet dog.

The 76-year-old statesman was savaged by his white Maltese dog - which suffers from frenzied fits and is being treated with anti-depressants.

The animal, named Sumo, had become increasingly violent over the past years and was prone to making 'vicious, unprovoked attacks', Chirac's wife Bernadette said.


Read all about it hier.

The missus, much better spoken than our state's first missus, comments:
'We were already aware the animal was unpredictable and is actually being treated with pills for depression.

'My husband was bitten quite badly, but he is certain to make a full recovery over the coming weeks.'

The former French First Lady did not reveal where on his body Chirac was bitten.
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Gotta hand it to the Brits for this headline. So the rivalry continues...

One thing for which we're all thankful - the former president will most surely recover fully. We can state this with relief and certainty.

Now... had he had been in Paris, he might have gotten much worse of a bite...



Imagine:



NO! That would be much too horrible.

You know, had Tony Blair visited Bushie again, there might have been a similar bite on the schnoz of the former prez by his favorite lap dog... (note: this dig was probably unnecessary)

h/t, journalist and newspaper credits, photo credit.
(cross posted later at URKOBOLD)

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Heh




credit and bravo! hilarious!

Got Pharmaceuticals?




indeed.

(credit)

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Well, It Is All Inclusive. What about the Swimming Ravoli Spirit?


This is fun. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

It's just as real and valid as any other myth based type of whateverism. Love it!

First off, credit the photo artist above. Besides combining pirates and tasty noodles, they have a bunch of faith based evidence that links global warming with pirates. Who knew! That makes our mission off the coast of Somalia.

What other creation beings are out there that are getting ignored by the evil monopoly on creation beings?

stay tuned, gentle readers

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Why Not Just Fundraise for the Common Cold?

Radley Balko over at the Agitator heps us to this story about Carleton University in Ottawa being really silly.

Apparently, during orientation week, students wander about the city soliciting donations for various (worthy) causes. This year, one cause was nixed, for the sole reason that it "wasn't inclusive enough".

That's right. Cystic fibrosis has been dropped from the charity for not being "inclusive enough".

According to the NIH (source):

Who Is At Risk for Cystic Fibrosis

About 30,000 people in the United States have cystic fibrosis (CF).

* It affects both males and females.
* It affects people from all racial and ethnic groups but is most common among Caucasians whose ancestors came from northern Europe.

CF is one of the most common inherited diseases among Caucasians.

About 1 in every 3,000 babies born in the United States has CF.

CF is also common in:

* Latinos
* Native Americans, especially the Pueblo and Zuni

CF is much less common among:

* African Americans
* Asian Americans

About 12 million Americans are carriers of an abnormal CF gene. Many of them do not know that they are CF carriers.
(credit. source is above)

The NIH considers CF a "rare disease", according to the Office of Rare Diseases. What is a rare disease? According to the NIH, it's, "A rare (or orphan) disease is generally considered to have a prevalence of fewer than 200,000 affected individuals in the United States" (source). Orphan Drugs save the lives of these people. Were it not for the ODA, many who have rare but treatable conditions wouldn't make it.

Anyways, were the students at Carleton University in Ottawa saying that this condition is too rare to merit charity? No. "Not inclusive enough" means that they believe it primarily affects white males. So it's aus. Read on to find out why:

The Pulmonology Channel (an honor code site) gives these stats:
Incidence and Prevalence
According to the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, about 30,000 Americans, 20,000 Europeans, and 3000 Canadians have CF. In the United States, about 12 million people are carriers, and every year 2500 babies are born with CF.

The disease affects all racial and ethnic groups, though it affects Caucasians with northern European ancestry more often than other populations. It is the most common autosomal recessive genetic disorder in Caucasians, occurring in about 1 out of every 1600 births. In African Americans, CF affects 1 in 13,000 babies; in Asian Americans, 1 in 50,000 are affected.

One in 22 Caucasians are carriers. Genetic testing can identify carriers, but the tests are only 80%-85% accurate because not all of the several hundred mutations that can cause CF are detectable.
(from hier)


So that's what they mean by "not inclusive enough". (although unless I'm missing something, it doesn't say anything about male:female. Where did they get that? I strongly suspect they're making shit up with that "fact".)

Contrast that with the amazing story of Steve Ferkau, who received a lung transplant about eight years ago. He suffered with CF (emphasis on "suffer"), and through one family's tragedy, he received lungs so he could live. Besides being a poster case in favor of organ donation (fill out your card today, if you haven't already), it shows how absurd the students at Carleton University in Ottawa are.

Getting into a discussion of, "why look for disease x, y, or z - that's non-inclusive in the other way" is pointless, stupid, and it misses the mark completely.

No - it shows what happens when politics are substituted for medicine.

Okay, many don't and won't get CF. But stopping research and condemning these people because the disease isn't "inclusive enough"? That's pure bullshit.

Then you've got this bullshit (from 1997) where people got offended with Kenneth Cole's "Prayer won't cure AIDS. Research will."

While that is ancient history, especially in the HIV/AIDS world, it is a nice example of this type of silliness when politics tries to take over medicine.

Even if the students wanted to solicit donations for something absurd like, oh, I don't know, prayer's affect on types of cancer (yes there is research ongoing on that. I'm just linked out right now. check out the FDA's clinical trials site), let 'em try. It's a waste of money, but it's putting quackery under the light of the scientific method.

Where I would draw the line is not out of politics, but out of medicine. I would support stopping donations for quackery or made up disease states or "cures" (e.g., homeopathy). That's not a political distinction. It's a medical/scientific one. Or if they had students in the name of the health care donations solicit funds for AIDS denialism (which is politics in medicine) or something like that.

In other words, keep the politics out and base it on medicine. And consider filling out your organ donor card. Then we all can get along.

Yes. We. Can.

Hat tip to Radley. Check out his most excellent work at his blog (cited above or on the sidebar)

***UPDATE***
It's been reversed. As soon as they realized that the male:female thing they originally thought was wrong. Don't let facts get in the way.

hier is a nice little smackdown of the university.

It's easy to say "check your facts and don't go on presupposed conclusions", but I have fallen for my preconceived ideas, too. Back on April 1, 2007. The CO2 tax and outdoor grills in the EU. So, I do it too. I should have known better. These students should, too.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Submitted Without Comment



(credit: Don Addis; hat tip Peter B)

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Nov 9: Contrasts

Amazing day, both for good and evil.